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Today the CTO called his regular mobile detailer to pamper his 996911t. My car was in dire shape, having never been waxed in it’s life. The conversation with the Wax Nazi went something like this:

Mikey: Hi there, I’d like a wax
Wax Nazi: Yeah okay – yours the white M Roadster parked next to the 911?
Mikey: Yeah
Wax Nazi: When was the last time you had it waxed
Mikey: …
Waz Nazi then pulls out a little device, it looks like an oversized pager, it has a laser shooting out of one side and presses up to the paint on the hood, then shakes his head.
Wax Nazi: I am going to need to clay it… and what is this film all over it, its like a dusting of rubber???
Mikey: …..
Mikey: How much?
Wax Nazi: $75, be done in 3 hours.
Mikey: Here’s $80, Thanks!

mikey: *insert picture from Halloween*
mikey: she was a vampire
krisi: she’s very cute… but what about her outfit makes her a vampire? her boobs?
mike: right, i was going to comment: dressing like a slut and wearing ears makes not a kitty!
krisi: hahaha, to be fair, every girl does that
krisi: and most dudes like it
mikey: right
mikey: most girls are sluts, and most guys are retards when presented with boobs, a match made in heaven
krisi: you and I are the weirdos
mikey: seriously