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Mike: dude, that jacket
Austin: you need one
Austin: custom made
Mike: i am actually considering it
Austin: you need to get your measurements taken
Austin: “The PERFECT Jacket for ALMOST any occasion”
Austin: i’ll say
Austin: i can’t help but think you will get p00n with that jacket
Austin: you would be a tropical peacock
Mike: i would be a laughing stock
Austin: unfortunately you would only pull crazy bitches
Mike: I couldn’t handle a woman that is as big of an attention whore as myself
Austin: i see you with a woman on each arm
Mike: i’d love to wear that to a wedding and have two of the hottest crazy bitches of all time in each arm.
Austin: that would be tasteless
Austin: think more christmas party

Austie Jonez: I just ordered my first and last California burrito
Mike Joyce: Was it stellar?
Austie Jonez: I feel like I am a chinese coal miner who just struck a simultaneous vein of gold, silver, and platinum. Wait I think I see a diamond!
Mike Joyce: You are smart to wait until you were certain that you would be forever out of range of another fix. You may think you can handle it, like heron. Once a month turns into 3 times a week and before you know it you are going to lunch alone to avoid judgement when you order a california burrito, carne asada fries, and a litre of gatoraide to feed the beast.