Forbes, with their super resources, decided to find out who was driving what. Here is a list with a bit of commentary
Paris Hilton: Bentley Continental GT
I think the careless disregard for money she has makes the Bently a perfect fit “if all the rappers are talking about it, its a must have!” I suspect this car to be equally disposable as her various boy-toys
Anna Kournikova: Cadillac Escalade EXT
Perfect for a Russian-expat Floridian retired tennis star. Does it get any more trash-with-cash than the EXT?
Britney Spears: Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren
Stands to reason. Its the most expensive the most powerful, the fastest merc ever made. PLUS its an automatic. Makes a perfect candidate for breastfeeding while drinking wine and talking on the bluetooth cellphone in LA traffic.
Julia Roberts: Toyota Prius
Yay for the enviornment - boo for a hipocritical woman who gets on my nerves like no other.
Madonna: Maybach 57
Voted the best car by limo drivers worldwide. for some reason i expected her to be in a white m5… being she is such a star and all. BMW films rock.
Charlize Theron: Land Rover Range Rover
Charlize reminds us all of the girl next door in a way, and for years she owned a red Rodeo. Girls like this belong in SUVs. Girls as rich as Charlize belong in Range Rovers. Ideal for stomping around LA with carless disregard.
Lindsay Lohan: Mercedes-Benz SL65 AMG
She’s has clearly proven that she can’t handle this car. Put her in a New Beetle with a red, white and blue stripe, slap a roundel with the number 53 on there and yank the motor. what does a little girl like her do with 700 horsepower? nothing!
Shaquille O’Neal: Rolls-Royce Phantom
Yes. perfect fit.
50 Cent: Dodge Charger
No. Fitty is emphatically not a Charger driver. We see him in a big benz with 26-inch spinners and glass tinted to look bulletproof.
Leonardo DiCaprio: Toyota Prius
i sense that his love for th prius is genuine, gotta respect that.
President George W. Bush: Cadillac DTS limousine
Good call, good fit.
Tyra Banks: Lexus SC
Tyra doesn’t seem like the kind of woman who cares much about cars. This is a luxury convertible that won’t break down for people who don’t care much about cars. but still float you around in style and comfort.
Tom Cruise: Porsche 911
What, he was too cheap to buy the turbo? What a wanker.