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mikey: *insert picture from Halloween*
mikey: she was a vampire
krisi: she’s very cute… but what about her outfit makes her a vampire? her boobs?
mike: right, i was going to comment: dressing like a slut and wearing ears makes not a kitty!
krisi: hahaha, to be fair, every girl does that
krisi: and most dudes like it
mikey: right
mikey: most girls are sluts, and most guys are retards when presented with boobs, a match made in heaven
krisi: you and I are the weirdos
mikey: seriously