Quotes
Here is a list of all of the quotes that you have seen in the top banner of the site. They are displayed at random. I add a few a week, or so as I hear / think of them.
after this the streets will be lined with candycanes
and i haven’t even used my joker yet
as fake as a hookers smile
CDO, it’s like OCD only the letters are alphabetical – like they should be.
deliverance is a documentary
don’t be hasty
dude’s we’re screwed
eating the red berries
everyone should be so lucky to be so amused by something so stupid
i am the salmon swimming the other way, smoking a cheroot and wearing a big hat
i need a bigger gun!
i sure wish everyone would know about the good work i am doing anonymously.
i’d rather look at the back of a baboon
i’m glad i don’t live here
i’m’ve to be getting fixed
it is as loud and uncomfortable as rod stewarts leopard-skin disco trousers
it’s theoretical, which is a Greek way of saying “wrong”.
it’s times like this i really wish i knew what i was doing
its like god having really unusual sex
like 8 cat weeks in dog years
like a cello being played by an angel in a pillow of honey
like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli
like being entangled in a duvet on a hot night
like buying a porn film for it’s plot
like having to sit through a canadian film festival
like making it to the moon in 30 seconds using a shopping cart on a pile of wet sparklers
like not taking karate because it’s really unlikely you’ll be attacked by ninjas
like riding a brontosaurus, bareback
like sitting in a bucket of warm wallpaper paste reading a jane austin novel
like the bastard love child of stephen hawking and rambo
losing all hope is freedom
making a belly dancer look like she has hooves
men in camoflauge pants who live in texas and like murdering people on weekends would say this is rough going
more civilized than a plane crash
not connected in any way
out of my way sinners, coming through!
softer than the journalism in an in-flight magazine
sounds like a dinosaur gurgling
sounds like tom jones gargling a nascar
that’d be like vomiting on the pope
the sort of people that wear enormous watches will think you are hilarious
the white heat of the anvil of the spearhead of evolution
this just keeps getting interestinger and interestinger
this supertanker has sailed, dudes
tigers racing badgers
we have connect three
we’re all running around in mud huts, barking
we’re rockin’ the suburbs like william shatner
we’re taking this baby to the moon!